"Would you please just bite him?" Peter whines, leaning on James' shoulder as he alternately laughs and sympathises.

Remus looks at him tiredly, then up at Sirius who is still wearing that delighted grin, and drags a pillow over his head, groaning a no into it.

"But then I could really be Moon Moon!" Sirius all but crows, and Remus swears the next person to introduce Sirius to Muggle culture - or god forbid, memes - is going to die.


(Please excuse the anachronism but the Marauders, I had to.)