Grumbling, he braced himself against the crimson stone of this barely earth-like planet, classifications be damned. Because Jim asked it of him, he reached down from his precarious perch, hand extended to the exceptionally gravid first lady of Kul'tuaur, but he wasn't above sassing the captain.
TOS/AOS fusion
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor, not an escalator."